~ My promise to my children: For as long as I live I will...

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SKU:
~ 8109
Shown in Old Moss with Baby Yellow lettering

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My promise to my children: For as long as I live I will always be your parent first and your friend second. I will stalk you, flip out on your, lecture you, drive you insane, be your worst nightmare and hunt you down like a bloodhound when I have to, because I love you. When you understand that, I will know you have become a responsible adult. You will never find anyone else in your life who loves, prays, cares, and worries about you more than I do. If you don't mutter under your breath "I hate you" at least once in your life, I am not doing my job properly.

Features:

  • Size: 9x36 inches
  • Made from solid knotty pine
  • Beveled edges
  • Routed slot in back for hanging
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