Food Signs & Drink Signs

Full Text: Mombie [mam-bee] a sleep deprived mother who survises on caffeine. May become more active after dark. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I'm holding a beer. So yeah, I'm pretty busy. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Do not attempt to jingle my bells before I've had my coffee. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Dasher-Dancer-Prancer-Vixen-Vodka-Whiskey-Tequila-Blitzen Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Whenever I see chocolate, I hear 2 voices in my head. One of them says, "Eat the chocolate," and the other one says, "You heard her, eat the chocolate." Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for...

Full Text: We're all brave in our own way. For example, I am not afraid of raw cookie dough. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Tequila is nasty, but after a few shots so am I. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Maturing is realizing you don't need fun to have alcohol. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: It's called Summer Water. It's just like normal water, but it has margarita in it. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Coffee Sizes: Tall, Grande, The day after daylight savings time starts Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Just here for the boos (ghost & beer) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Don't come back unless you bring tacos Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: If you're going to try and impress me with your vehicle, it better be a food truck. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I'm not everyone's cup of tea...but I drink coffee, so fuck 'em. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I want everyone to know I'm in a really good place right now. I mean, not emotionally or mentally...I'm in the liquor store parking lot. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot...

Full Text: Come here beautiful, and lie to me about how much we're going to get done today (coffee cup) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Nothing helps me remember what I need at the grocery store like just getting home from the grocery store. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Me: The swim-up bar at this resort is amazing! Husband: You're in the bathtub and I'm cutting you off. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Have you tried icing it? (gingerbread men) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Me: I will let my child be independent and make their own choices. Also Me: That ornament doesn't go there. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging