Parent & Grandparent Signs

Full Text: My kids wanted to know what it's like to be a mother. So, I woke them at 2 am to tell them my sock came off. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Texting your kid is like dating someone who's not interested in you. Me: I love you, have a great day! Kid: k Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: If DAD can't fix it, no one a professional who is actually trained in the field CAN. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Dad Tax - [dad taks] n. 1. the portion of an item a dad is entitled to when he buys something for his kids. 2. ensures food isn't poisonous. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed...

Full Text: Worst Dad Ever. Just kidding. I'm awesome. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Proud Father of a few dumbass incredible kids. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Mom - EST [Custom Year] Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Dad - EST [Custom Year] Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: World's Greatest Farter. Oops, I mean Father. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Nobody is more full of false hope than a mom who puts things on the stairs for other family members to take up. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: We mothers stand still so our daughters can look back to see how far they have come. - Barbie Movie Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Mom AF Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Cool-Ass Grandpa Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Cool-Ass Grandma Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Old Fart Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: My mom as a mom: You get what you get, deal with it. My mom as a grandma: Would you like your grilled cheese cut into stars or hearts? Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I Don't Know Who Needs To Hear This Today, But You're A Good Mom. Those Kids Are Just Bad. They Probably Get It From Their Dad. Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I'm A Pickleball Grandpa. Just Like A Normal Grandpa Except Way Cooler Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I'm A Pickleball Grandma. Just Like A Normal Grandma Except Way Cooler Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Being A Parent Is Great... But Trying To Figure Out What To Feed Them Every Day For 18 Years Seems A Bit Excessive. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging