Wooden Signs

Full Text: When is taco-bod season? Because I'm ready for that. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Wearing all black today to mourn the death of my motivation. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Sprayed air freshener in the bathroom, now it smells like shitrus. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Sometimes I wrestle with my demons. Sometimes we just snuggle. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Single - Taken - Building an empire, finding myself, healing myself, loving myself, being passionate, getting fit, growing friendships, meeting new people, making memories Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed...

Full Text: Onward, Buttercup! There's f**kery to spread. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I have flying monkeys...…and I'm not afraid to use them! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I'm drinking my favorite drink tonight. It's called a shitload…...which is more than an assload, but still less than a f*ckton. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for...

Full Text: Cats don't care if you're crazy. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: "You're killing me, Smalls!" - Ham Porter Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: What doesn't kill you...…gives you a lot of unhealthy coping mechanisms and a really dark sense of humor. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Wanna hear a joke? Decaf. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: The doctor called with your colonoscopy results: they found your head. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: The five-second rule does not apply when you have a two-second dog. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Stop trying to make everyone happy. You aren't chocolate. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Smiling give you wrinkles. Resting Bitch Face keeps you pretty. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Senility has been a smooth transition for me. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: People: You can't expect to eat junk food, never work out, and get great abs. Me: Well, first of all, through God, all things are possible…so jot that down. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for...

Full Text: My goal is to lose just 10 pounds. Only 15 to go! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I want Buns of Steel - But I also want buns of cinnamon. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting