Wooden Signs

Full Text: The five-second rule does not apply when you have a two-second dog. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Stop trying to make everyone happy. You aren't chocolate. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Smiling give you wrinkles. Resting Bitch Face keeps you pretty. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Senility has been a smooth transition for me. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: People: You can't expect to eat junk food, never work out, and get great abs. Me: Well, first of all, through God, all things are possible…so jot that down. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for...

Full Text: My goal is to lose just 10 pounds. Only 15 to go! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I want Buns of Steel - But I also want buns of cinnamon. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I think I promised to have 3 beers and be home by 10. I always get those two mixed up. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I think I've seized the wrong f***ing day. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I may not be that funny, or athletic, or good looking, or smart, or talented...…I forgot where I was going with this. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional...

Full Text: I just did a week's worth of cardio after walking into a spider web. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I hope to arrive to my death, late, in love, and a little drunk. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I ate salad for dinner! Mostly croutons & tomatoes. Really just one big, round crouton covered with tomato sauce...…and cheese. Fine, it was a pizza. I ate a pizza. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in...

Full Text: I'm on Pinterest because time isn't going to kill itself. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I'm not like most teens. I'm in my 50s. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Forget dancing like no one is watching. Dance like a toddler. They don’t even care if there's music. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Don'’t half-ass anything. Whatever you do, always use your full ass. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: corner - /korner/ noun 1. Where nobody puts baby. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Coffee: a warm delicious alternative to hating everybody every morning. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: But, did you die? Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting