Wooden Signs

Full Text: kuchisabishii (Japanese) When you're not hungry, but you eat because your mouth is lonely. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I want to lose weight, but I don't want to get caught up in one of those "eat right and exercise" scams. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I want to be alone. ...with someone else who also wants to be alone. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Don't be afraid to start over again. This time, you are not starting from scratch you are starting from experience. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for...

Full Text: All of my plans for the future involve me waking up tomorrow with a sudden sense of discipline and adherence to routine that I have never displayed even once in my life. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat...

Full Text: "Some people call me the space cowboy." *leans in* "Some call me the gangster of love." "Some people call me M-" Barista: I'm just gonna put 'Steve' on the cup, ok? Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for...

Full Text: When you think about how huge the earth is, and how the earth is just a tiny ball orbiting the sun, which in turn is a minuscule speck in the universe...it's pretty easy to rationalize eating an entire pie. Features: Size: 7x7...

Full Text: Them: Watch it, you're on thin ice. Me: (images of figure skaters) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: An important message from Batman regarding this time of year: "I do not smell." Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Disappointed to learn that Kenny Loggins' Christmas album is called "December," and not "Highway to the Manger Zone." Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for...

Full Text: Just to be clear, these are for Christmas AND your birthday. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: We've brought gold...and frankincense! But wait, there's myrrh! (three wise men) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Turkey And Touchdowns Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Me: Stands Up Really Fast. My Body: (Car Trouble Icons) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Thanksgiving (noun) /THaNGks' giviNG/ Time to eat too much and engage in heated political arguments with my relatives. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for...

Full Text: It's All About the Pie! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I get Pie with a little help from my friends. Happy Friendsgiving Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I'm at the age where I appreciate a nice handrail. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Get Your Fat Pants Ready! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: The older I get, the less shocked I'd be if a random body part just fell off one day. (Baby Yoda image) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging