Wooden Signs

Full Text: Will I always be there for my friends? Yes. Will it be helpful to have me there? Not necessarily...and in many ways, no. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for...

Full Text: Waiter: How would you like your steak, sir? Me: Like winning an argument with my wife. Waiter: Rare it is. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: One minute you're young and carefree, then suddenly one day your knee can predict the weather. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Nothing helps me remember what I need at the grocery store like just getting home from the grocery store. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Me: The swim-up bar at this resort is amazing! Husband: You're in the bathtub and I'm cutting you off. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: If I had a dollar for every time I fake laughed at work, I wouldn't even need this job. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Anyone else having a hard time raising their mom? That lady doesn't listen. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Ok, but define "too many cats." Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Have you tried icing it? (gingerbread men) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Christmas is great because you can shout, "Don't come in here!" and people assume you're wrapping presents instead of just wanting some alone time. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for...

Full Text: Me: I will let my child be independent and make their own choices. Also Me: That ornament doesn't go there. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Fueled by coffee and Christmas cheer Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Christmastime, mistletoe and wine Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I would rather shovel sand than snow Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Jesus is the reason for the season Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Merry Everything and Happy Always Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Dog [dog] noun - Four-legged therapist, fluffy alarm clock, bathroom buddy, reason to own a camera, makes a house a home, best friend ever. See also: doggo, pupper, floof Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat...

Full Text: Times are tough, so once again I'll be selling my nudes. $5 to get one, $25 to NOT get one Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I'm so good at multi-tasking I can listen and forget at the same time! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: How to find out if you're old: Fall Down - If people laugh, you're still young. If people panic, you're old! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging