Wooden Signs

Full Text: Exercise? OH...I thought you said Accessorize! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Forever my mother, for always my friend Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: A Daughter is a little girl that grows up to be a friend. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Porch Rules - Take a nap. Feel the breeze. Read a book. Converse. Listen to the birds. Sip a drink. Relax. Features: Size: 9x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: A Day At The Lake With Friends & Family...Priceless (small) Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: It Is Never Too Late To Become Who You Always Wanted To Be. Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: The things that make me different are the things that make me. - Piglet Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: If I ever go missing I want my picture on a beer bottle rather than a milk carton, because I want fun people to find me. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional...

Full Text: Shopping With Your Husband Is Like Hunting With The Game Warden Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Never blame others for the road you're on, that's your own asphalt Features: Size:7x7 Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Friendships must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness, and shenanigans. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: A good friend will bail you out of jail, but a great friend will be sitting next to you saying damn that was fun! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional...

Full Text: Children are often spoiled because no one will spank Grandma. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Exercise makes you look better naked. So does alcohol. Your choice. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Changing The Toilet Paper Roll Does Not Cause Brain Damage. (small) Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people...I'm just saying let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem sort itself out. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat...

Full Text: All horses deserve to be loved by a girl Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Home Sweet Home (with custom latitude & longitude coordinates) Display the location of your home with this unique sign!  Send us your address, and we'll find the coordinates and create your personalized sign. Note: We use a website to...

Full Text: Sprayed air freshener in the bathroom, now it smells like shitrus. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Dear Diet, It's not me, it's you. I just don't think it's going to work between us. You're boring, tasteless, and I can't stop cheating on you. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat...

Full Text: You Think You Can Hurt My Feelings? I Used To Hold The Flashlight For My Dad. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Welcome To Awesomeville - Population: Me Features: Size: 9x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: It's not drinking alone if the dog is home! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Wisconsin Girls: The kind of girl you can take home to meet your mom, but can outdrink your dad. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Just Ride (picture of bicycle) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Dad - A son's first hero. A daughter's first love. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: How to Identify a Bird (images of birds) Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Some days I amaze myself. Other days I look for my phone while I'm talking on it. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: A grandchild is someone who reachest for your hand but touches your heart. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Life's better because you're my Dad. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: The Four Stages Of Life: 1. You Believe In Santa Claus 2. You Don't Believe In Santa Claus 3. You Are Santa Claus 4. You Look Like Santa Claus Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for...

Full Text: Wine! How classy people get wasted. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Have you seen my wiener? (picture of dachshund) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: The Code of the West - Live each day with courage. Take pride in your work. Always finish what you start. Do what has to be done. Be tough but fair. When you make a promise, keep it. Ride for the brand. Talk less and say more. Remember that...

Full Text: Lord, give me coffee to change the things I can, and wine to accept the things I can't. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Some girls are just born with glitter in their veins. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Always Be Yourself. Unless you can be a Unicorn. Then always be a Unicorn. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Home Rules - Always be honest - Proverbs 12:22. Count your blessings - Psalms 34:1-3. Bear each other's burdens - Galatians 6:2. Forgive and forget - Micah 7:18. Be kind and tender hearted - Ephesians 4:32. Comfort one another - 1...

Full Text: Do, Or Do Not. There Is No Try - Jedi Master Yoda Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Friends Are Like Underpants: Some crawl up your ass. Some snap under pressure. Some don't have the strength to hold you up. Some get a little twisted. Some support you. Some are your favorite. Some are cheap and just get bent out of shape. And...

Full Text: You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy when skies are gray. You'll never know dear, how much I love you. Please don't take my sunshine away. Features: Size: 9x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back...

Full Text: Ah, I see the Screw-Up Fairy was here again. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I don't give a rat's ass. (picture of rat and donkey) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: In this house: We do second chances. We do grace. We do real. We do mistakes. We do I'm sorrys. We do hugs. We do family. We do love. Features: Size: 9x18 Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for...

Full Text: Dogs come into our lives to teach us about love. They depart to teach us about loss. A new dog never replaces an old dog, it merely expands the heart. If you have loved many dogs your heart is very big. Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made...

Full Text: Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines! Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover! Mark...

Full Text: Excuse me...your birdfeeder is empty. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Let's eat Grandma. Let's eat, Grandma. Commas save lives. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Today let's see if we can make mom go completely batshit crazy, ok? We were so close yesterday! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Beware: Dog Can't Hold Its Licker Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I only do what the voices in my wife's head tell her to tell me to do. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: After Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says WTF! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: What Happens On The Porch Stays On The Porch Features: Size: 3.25x30 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Easily distracted by wieners. (dachshund pic) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Lake House Rules: No Schedule - No Demands - No Worries Features: Size: 9x36 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Seriously!? Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Soon As You Say "My Child Would Never" Here They Come Nevering Like They Never Nevered Before Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: A father is someone who carries pictures where his money used to be. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: A dog doesn't care if you're rich or poor, educated or illiterate, clever or dull. Give him your heart and he will give you his. - John Grogan Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back...

Full Text: I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for...

Full Text: Life Isn't About Waiting For The Storm To Pass, It's About Learning To Dance In The Rain Features: Size: 7x36 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I tried cooking with wine, but after four glasses I forgot why I was in the kitchen! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Kids Today Are Soft. I Died Once When I Was Five, And My Mom Made Me... Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Teachers who love teaching, teach children to love learning. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: The mountains are calling and I must go. - John Muir Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I just rescued some wine. It was trapped in a bottle. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: There are these kids who stole my heart, they call me grandma. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: One Day You'll Find Someone That's Obsessed With You... Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Always Be Yourself! (unless you suck) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: My idea of "outdoorsy" is cocktails on the deck Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Agenda for the Day: Let the dog in. Let the dog out. Let the dog in. Let the dog out. Let the dog in. Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Wine (noun) The glue holding this shitshow together. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Charcuterie - because a generation raised on Lunchables is trying to be cool. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Imagine - you may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one. - john lennon Features: Size: 9x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine NO BEVEL Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Just A Girl Who Loves Peckers Size: 7x7 inches Features: Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Can't, I'm Booked (image of books) Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I am retired but I work part time as a pain-in-the-ass Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: A GOOD friend knows how you take your coffee. A GREAT friend ADDS BOOZE. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Mirror mirror on the wall...what the hell happened? Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: It's Not Whether You Get Knocked Down, It's Whether You Get Back Up ~ Vince Lombardi Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the republic for which is stands, one nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all. Features: Size: 9x18 Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges...

Full Text: Man Cave Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Calories (noun) Tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Dorothy: I miss Kansas. Toto: I miss the rains down in Africa. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: A Heart Is Not Judged By How Much You Love But By How Much You Are Loved By Others. ~ Wizard Of Oz Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: TEAM - There it is. The "I" in Team. Hidden in the A-hole. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I smile because you are my daughter, I laugh because there's nothing you can do about it. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Pardon The Mess. Children Making Memories Here Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Come Sit On My Porch Features: Size: 7x36 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: home (state silhouette) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: My family is a freak show without the tent Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: My doctor said I needed glasses... Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: What (and I cannot stress this enough) The Fuck Features: Size:7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: There is no better friend than a sister, and there is no better sister than you Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I came, I saw, I forgot what I was doing, retraced my steps, and got distracted on my way back. I have no idea what's going on, and now I have to pee. (Llama) Features: Size:7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for...

Full Text: I'm not saying you're stupid. I'm just saying you've got bad luck when it comes to thinking. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Go jump in the lake! Features: Size: 9x36 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I believe if you wear enough pretty lipstick, sparkly jewelry, and great shoes no one will even notice the size of your ass. Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: The History Of Jack Schitt Features: Size: 9x36 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging