Wooden Signs

Full Text: May You Always Have A Shell In Your Pocket And Sand In Your Shoes (Tile) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Truly Great Friends - Hard to find - Difficult to leave - Impossible to forget Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: My Garage My Rules Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Public Notice: Due to recent budget cuts, the rising cost of electricity, gas, and oil, plus the current state of the economy, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off. Have a nice day. Features: Size: 9x18 inches Made from...

Full Text: You don't stop skiing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop skiing. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: If you haven't grown up by age 50 you don't have to Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging...

Full Text: Motto To Live By: Life Should Not Be A Journey To The Grave With The Intention Of Arriving Safely In An Attractive And Well Preserved Body, But Rather To Skid In Sideways, Chocolate In One Hand, Martini In The Other, Body Thoroughly Used Up...

Full Text: If Target had a bar my life would be complete. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Watch Your Thoughts For They Become Words. Choose Your Words, For They Become Actions. Understand Your Actions, For They Become Habits. Study Your Habits, For They Will Become Your Character. Develop Your Character, For It Becomes Your Destiny...

Full Text: I hate it when my cat thinks outside the box. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I smile because you are my son, I laugh because there's nothing you can do about it. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Sometimes I take baths because it's harder to drink wine in the shower. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Come sit on the porch with me - The drinks are cold and the friendship's free Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Weekend Workout (wine opener images) ...and repeat! Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: A woman's success depends on the shoes she wears. - Dorothy (small) Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: You're riding a horse full speed, there's a giraffe next to you, and a lion chasing you. What do you do? Get your drunk ass off the carousel. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat...

Full Text: One Minute You're Young And Fun. And Next, You're Turning Down The Stereo In Your Car To See Better Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: The Nice Part About Living In A Small Town Is That When You Don't Know What You Are Doing Someone Else Does Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Family Rules: Keep your promises. Share. Think of others before yourself. Say I love you. Listen to your parents. Do your best. Say please & thank you. Always tell the truth. Laugh at yourself. Hug often. Use kind words. Love each other...

Full Text: Home Of The Free Because Of My Dad Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: In a world where you can be anything, be kind. Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Go Sell Crazy Somewhere Else We're All Stocked Up Here Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Just in case no one has told you today: Good Morning. I Believe In You. You're Doing Great. Nice Butt. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Don't grow up. It's a trap. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: You know what rhymes with Friday? Wine. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I'm sorry I am so cranky. I'm in my terrible 50's right now. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Anything that makes you giggle, smile, or laugh...buy it or marry it! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I have to stop saying, 'How stupid can you be?' Some people are taking it as a challenge! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: If winning isn't everything, why do they keep score? ~ Vince Lombardi Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Friends & Family Gather Here Features: Size: 9x36 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I didn't ask to be Queen but hey... If the crown fits! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Uff Da: Used to express bafflement, surprise, relief, exhaustion, or dismay; a placeholder for many common obscenities; often a marker of Scandinavian heritage. Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for...

Full Text: They really should put more wine in the bottle...you know, so there's at least enough for two people. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Lake Life - Escaping the daily grind and embracing the simple life by the lake. Slowing down to appreciate the water, wildlife, and good friends. Where doing absolutely nothing is doing something.  Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from...

Full Text: Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional...

Full Text: Life's Better On The River Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Talk To The Paw (small) Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: On a scale of "1 to Stepping on a Lego" how much pain are you in? Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: And yet another day has passed and I did not use algebra once. Very interesting. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Learn A Lesson From Your Dog; Kick Some Grass Over That Shit and Move On. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Disappointments are just God's way of saying, "I've got something better." So be patient, have faith, and live your life. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional...

Full Text: Sea Hag [see hag] noun. A mermaid before she has her coffee. | Funny Women's Mermaid Sign | Sawdust City Wholesale Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: My Indian Name Is Runs With Beer Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: We go together like drunk & disorderly Features: Size:7x7 Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Lakeation - A cooler form of vacation that involves: swimsuits, boating, sunshine, and campfires. When you're on the lake all day with unlimited snacks & drinks. When every hour is happy hour and alarm clocks don't exist. Features: Size:...

Full Text: I Can Only Please One Person Per Day - Today Is Not Your Day - Tomorrow Isn't Looking Too Good Either! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I'm Dreaming Of A White Christmas Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Let Your Weirdo Light Shine Bright So Other Weirdos Can Find You Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I drink wine because I don't like to keep things bottled up. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Keep Calm and Think of the Beach Features: Size: 9x12 Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: The cat will ignore you in the order you arrive Features: Size: 7x18 Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: When you stop believing in Santa you get underwear Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: This is the beginning of a new day. You have been given this day to use as you will. You can waste it or use it for good. What you do today is important because you are exchanging a day of your life for it. When tomorrow comes, this day will...

Full Text: I go both ways (white and red wine glasses) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: My idea of "outdoorsy" is cocktails on the porch Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Think Deeply, Speak Gently, Love Much, Laugh A Lot, Work Hard, Give Freely, Trust God, And Be Kind (Vertical) Features: Size: 9x36 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Good friends will stick with you until you're unstuck. ~ Winnie the Pooh Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: What happens on the boat stays on the boat Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Wine is to women as duct tape is to men, it fixes everything. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: You, Me, and a dog named {CUSTOM} Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Bang Head Here Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Just text us when you're here. No need to knock and get the dogs involved. Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Memories Are Made In Michigan Features: Size: 3.25x30 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: We Are On Lake Time! (clock graphic) Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Bacon is just another word for meat candy Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: girl: n. a giggle with glitter on it Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: What Happens At Nana's Stays At Nana's Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I Take Life With A Grain Of Salt, A Wedge Of Lime, And A Shot Of Tequila Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Welcome to our Deck - Where the beer is always cold and the grill is always hot! Features: Size: 7x36 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: It's a smile, it's a kiss, it's a sip of wine - It's Summertime Features: Size: 7x36 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: It's Better To Have Loved And Lost Than To Live With The Psycho The Rest Of Your Life Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Grandma's The Name Spoiling's The Game (small) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: If my dog doesn't like you, I don't like you. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Porch Rules - Relax - Visit - Enjoy Features: Size: 7x18 Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Chinese symbol for Family Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Mr & Mrs - Est 2020 (framed sign) Features: Size: 12x24 inches Solid Pine frame Thin panel to keep sign lightweight Easy to hang from frame back

Full Text: I'm a hybrid - I run on chocolate and wine! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Family ~ All because two people fell in love. Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Part of me says I can't keep drinking like this. The other part of me says, "Don't listen to that guy, he's drunk." Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: No, I don't want to come to your dog's birthday party...freak. My cat is getting married that weekend. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Grandparents' House Rules: Grandkids welcome, parents by appointment, expect to be spoiled, what happens here stays here, storytelling, play lots of games, endless hugs & kisses, sleepovers welcome, bedtime negotiable, kitchen open 24...

Full Text: saw it...liked it...told Grandma...GOT IT! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Sometimes I wish I was an octopus so I could slap eight people at once. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Home of the Free Because of My Son Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Do Not Make Me Call My Flying Monkeys. ~ The Wicked Witch Features: Size: 9x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I Haven't Been The Same Since That House Fell On My Sister. Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Friends are therapists you can shop with! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Life's like a movie, write your own ending, keep believing, keep pretending. - Kermit the Frog Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Live like Rose Love like Blance Think like Dorothy Speak like Sophia (Golden Girls) Features: Size:7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Welcome To The Porch Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Beware Of The Dog. The Cat Is Shady As Hell Also. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: A true friend is one you can sit with...not say a word...and feel like you had the best conversation ever Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Now that I've lived during a plague, I understand why most Renaissance paintings are of chubby women laying around without a bra. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional...

Full Text: Drinks Well With Others Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: If ever there is a tomorrow when we're not together. . .there is something you must always remember. You are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think. . .But the most important thing is, even if we're apart. ...

Full Text: Beer Is Proof God Loves Us And Wants Us To Be Happy - Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790) Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Chinese symbol for Love Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: What happens at the lake, stays at the lake Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting