Wooden Signs

Full Text: This too shall pass. It might pass like a kidney stone, but it will pass. Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Beware: Dog Can't Hold Its Licker (grooved) Features: Size: 7x18g inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Grooves on face of sign to look like slats

Full Text: Love (paw print for O) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: May The Road Rise Up To Meet You. May The Wind Be Always At Your Back. May The Sun Shine Warm Upon Your Face; The Rains Fall Soft Upon Your Fields, And Until We Meet Again, May God Hold You In The Palm Of His Hand. Traditional Gaelic Blessing...

Full Text: Sometimes you have to burn a few bridges to keep the crazies from following you. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: My dog found me at the shelter. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Mr. Rogers Did Not Adequately Prepare Me For The People In My Neighborhood. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: A Pie Chart Of My Life: Pet My Dog, Talk About My Dog, Buy Things For My Dog, Play With My Dog, Think About My Dog, Other Stuff Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: It's All Good At The Lake Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless. - Mother Teresa Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Unattended Children Will Be Given An Espresso And A Free Puppy Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: A true friend is someone who thinks you are a good egg even though he knows you are slightly cracked Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I'm captain of this shipwreck | Funny Wood Sign | Sawdust City Wholesale Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Mermaids Welcome Here Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: And they lived happily ever after (script) Features: Size: 7x36 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: There's nothing like a little tomato soup to soothe the soul. Even if it's cold. Over ice. With a celery stalk. And vodka. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Put On Your Big Girl Panties And Deal With It Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Up North - It's the place where people go to escape and be free. A place made of cabins, lakes, and pine trees. Follow your heart and just drive until you find your peace of mind. Let yourself breathe in the air and unwind...

Full Text: Be nice to your children. They choose your nursing home. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: At Christmas Time Be Filled With The Wonder Be Touched By The Peace Believe In The Miracle (Vertical) Features: Size: 9x36 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Welcome (Vertical) Features: Size: 9x36 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: In A World Where You Can Be Anything... Don't Be A Dick Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Love You Most Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Mommy's Sippy Cup Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Group Therapy (with wine glasses) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Born to play hockey Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: The secret to enjoying a good wine: Step 1 - Open the bottle to allow it to breathe. Step 2 - If it doesn't look like it's breathing, give it mouth-to-mouth. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for...

Full Text: Cowboy Words of Wisdom: Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day. Always drink upstream from the herd. Never drop your gun to hug a grizzly. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket. Never miss a...

Full Text: God Grant Me The Senility To Forget The People I Don't Like Anyway, Run Into The Ones I Do, And The Eyesight To Know The Difference Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for...

Full Text: There are these kids who stole my heart, they call me mom. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I believe in pink. I believe that laughing is the best calorie burner. I believe in kissing, kissing a lot. I believe in being strong when eerything seems to be going wrong. I believe happy girls are the prettiest girls. I believe that...

Full Text: Without Music Life would B(flat) Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I don't need anger management, I need people to stop pissing me off!! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Spilling your glass of wine is the adult version of accidentally letting go of your balloon. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Always Kiss Me Goodnight Features: Size: 7x36 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: And hand in hand, on the edge of the sand, they danced by the light of the moon. ~ Edward Lear Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Friends are the family we choose. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: RETIRED - I worked my whole life for this sign Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Let's Do Sunset (7x18) Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: A home without a dog is just a house. Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I never argue. I just explain why I'm right. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: All you need is love...and wine...maybe some chocolate...and a nap. But mostly the love. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I saw that. ~ Karma Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Kinda pissed about not being a mermaid Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Lake House - Where families go to make lifelong memories. Where friends and wet towels are always welcome. An enjoyable place of rest, relaxation, and tranquility.  Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in...

Full Text: This is us. Our life. Our story. Our home. (framed sign) Features: Size: 12x24 inches Solid Pine frame Thin panel to keep sign lightweight Easy to hang from frame back

Full Text: Me: Be kind, you never know what someone is going through. Also me: Nice turn-signal f#@k-face. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Be joyful in hope, patient in affliction, and faithful in prayer. Romans 12:12 Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Can We Declare A Snow Day Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: All Food Must Go To The Lab For Testing Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I vow to drink more wine so I can do something crafty with the corks! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Mirror Mirror On The Wall, What The Hell Happened?! Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: All Because Two People Fell In Love Features: Size: 7x36 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: May you always have beach glass in your pocket and sand in your shoes. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I've reached an age where my brain has gone from "you probably shouldn't say that," to "what the hell, let's see what happens." Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back...

Full Text: Thank You, Craft Beer Breweries, For Making My Drinking Problem Seem Like A Neat Hobby. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Born to Kayak - Forced to Work Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Here's to the strong women. May we know them. May we be them... Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Ya'll ready for my birthday? Features: Size:7x7 Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: May your troubles be less and your blessings be more, and nothing but happiness come through your door. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Whatever you do today do it with the confidence of a 4 year old in a batman t-shirt Features: Size:7x7 Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Man - Man is a woman's best friend. He will reassure her when she feels insecure and comfort her after a bad day. He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do; to live without fear and forget regret. He will enable her to...

Full Text: It's all so good on the pontoon! Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Nobody's Walking Out On This Fun, Old-Fashion Family Christmas. No, No! We're All In This Together. - Clark Griswold Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: There's this boy who stole my heart, he calls me mom. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Fish Fry Packers Old Fashioneds Cheese Curds Badgers Supper Clubs Brewers Deer Hunt Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: You are the frosting on my cupcake. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Motto To Live By: Life Should Not Be A Journey To The Grave With The Intention Of Arriving Safely In An Attractive And Well Preserved Body, But Rather To Skid In Sideways, Chocolate In One Hand, Margarita In The Other, Body Thoroughly Used Up...

Full Text: Some of my best leading men have been dogs and horses. - Elizabeth Taylor Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I'd rather be skiing Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I'm 95% sure I'm going to die in a "running in flip-flops" incident. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: If there were "boxtops for education" on wine labels, my kid's school would be rich! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: A Man's Motto To Live By: Life Should Not Be A Journey To The Grave With The Intentions Of Arriving Safely In Attractive And Well Preserved Body, But Rather To Skid In Sideways. Cigar In One Hand Beer In The Other Body Thoroughly Used Up,...

Full Text: Every time I hear the dirty word EXERCISE I wash my mouth out with chocolate. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Happy wife - Happy life Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Life's Better Up North Features: Size: 7x36 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Best friends are we my sister and me Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: There's Always A Reason To Dance! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: If You're Lucky Enough To Be Up North You're Lucky Enough Features: Size: 9x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Paw Prints On My Heart - You came into my life one day, so beautiful and smart, my dear and sweet companion, I loved you from the start. And though I knew the time would come, when we would have to part, you'll never be forgotten, you left paw...

Full Text: There are these boys who stole my heart, they call me mom. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I Didn't Ask To Be Queen But Hey, If The Crown Fits Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I Wouldn't Do Anything For A Klondike Bar But I Would Do Some Shady Shit For A Margarita And Some Tacos Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: The five-second rule does not apply when you have a two-second dog. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Eat. Sleep. Ski. (small) Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Life Is Like A Penis Sometimes It's Up Sometimes It's Down, But It Won't Be Hard Forever Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Motto To Live By: Life Should Not Be A Journey To The Grave With The Intention Of Arriving Safely In An Attractive And Well Preserved Body, But Rather To Skid In Sideways, Chocolate In One Hand, Latte In The Other, Body Thoroughly Used Up,...

Full Text: A wine please. This is a McDonald's. Oh, sorry, a McWine please. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I Keep Hearing It Takes A Village To Raise A Child. Do They Just Show Up? Or Is There Like A Number To Call? Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: To Mom: I'm hungry - I'm cold - I'm hot - Can I have - I want to watch - Where are you? - Can you ask Dad? - Can you help me - He hit me - She hit me - I want to go to - When are we? - Why are we? - Why can't we?...To Dad: Where's...

Full Text: Dance Like Frosty Shine Like Rudolph Give Like Santa Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Relax You're At The Lake Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Always & Forever ~ You shall not walk alone. My heart will be your shelter and my arms will be your home. Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: OMG - My mother was right...about everything! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Weekend Hooker Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I Didn't Say It Was Your Fault, I Said I Was Going To Blame You. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I don't need Google, my wife knows everything. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Beware Of Owner ~ The Dog Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Careful Or You'll End Up In My Novel Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting