Wooden Signs

Full Text: Today I am going to give it my some Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I don't understand, but I also don't care, so it all works out. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: The number of animals I have is nothing compared to the number of animals I don't have. Perspective people. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: My mind is like someone emptied the junk drawer onto a trampoline. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: If you're happy and you know it, overthink. If you're happy and you know it, overthink. If you're happy and you know it, give your brain a chance to blow it. If you're happy and you know it, overthink. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made...

Full Text: I feel bad for people who don't have dogs. I hear they have to pick up the food they've dropped. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Don't make me put my foot down! (flamingo) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: We're all brave in our own way. For example, I am not afraid of raw cookie dough. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Resting Witch Face Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Maturing is realizing you don't need fun to have alcohol. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Looking gourd-geous ghoulfriend! (retro witch) Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: It's called Summer Water. It's just like normal water, but it has margarita in it. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I love how we don't have to say out loud that I'm your favorite child. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: If your pet has only one name, you're not trying hard enough. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: If someone tells me to "take it down a notch," that guarantees at least a 5 notch increase. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: If baseball really wanted to get exciting, they'd let a celebrity throw the LAST pitch. Bases loaded, here comes Danny DeVito. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back...

Full Text: I'm allergic to stupidity. I break out in sarcasm. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Giant Bag Of Candy: I am re-sealable! Me: That won't be necessary. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Be kind…of a bitch. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Accidently said "Shirley" instead of "Siri" and not my phone is stuck in Airplane mode. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Home for Christmas - In therapy for New Year Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I'm only a morning person on Dec. 25th Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Meowy Christmas (cute cats) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Trick or treat yo' self (cute ghost) Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Have a fa-boo-lous day! (cute ghosts) Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Boo (spider & webs) Features: Size: 10x46 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Welcome (skull O) Features: Size: 10x46 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Hey Boo Features: Size: 10x46 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I am grateful, I am love, I am light, I am beauty, I am health, I am strong, I am happiness, I am fun, I am creativity, I am art, I am abundance, I am joy, I am vibrant, I am whole, I am eternal, I am sacred, I am limitless, I am free, I am...

Full Text: Sometimes a person isn't toxic, they're just an irritant, abrasive, or gassy and explosive. Forget the zodiac, ask what their MSDS signs are. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed...

Full Text: You're fine, you're fine. Don't tell Mom. (vintage kids) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: My reaction to absolutely everything right now. (cartoon giving side-eye) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Everyone: Don't do that. Me - That (boy poking with stick) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Coffee Sizes: Tall, Grande, The day after daylight savings time starts Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Wallet, Glasses, Keys & Phone (Keys & Phone) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Nice Buoy Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Nauti Girl Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I used to be cool. Now I say things like, "I ate too much cheese last night." Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I just need to make a ton of life changes and I'll be fine. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Being a woman is hard. You always want to buy something, slap someone, lose weight, or eat something sweet. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: No offense to myself, but what the fuck am I actually doing? Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: It turns out as you get older you don't actually figure anything out, you just don't have any energy to care anymore. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for...

Full Text: I'm a sucker for deep conversations. I want to know why your tooth is missing. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: You might as well go ahead and pronounce the "l" in salmon. Nothing matters anymore. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: The Dilemma of Aging: The things you used to care to do, you no longer care to do, but you really do care that you don't care to do them. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed...

Full Text: ME: I have many hidden talents. THEM: Like what? ME: I don't know, they're hidden. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: My kids wanted to know what it's like to be a mother. So, I woke them at 2 am to tell them my sock came off. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I'll never understand guys who pay a dominatrix to degrade them. Just get married and fold the towels wrong. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I don't have time to Google lyrics. I sing what I hear: "Dancing queen, young and sweet, only seven teeth." Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: The human brain is so amazing! It works 24/7 from the minute you're born...and stops when you start liking someone. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for...

Full Text: If you see me talking to myself, just move along. We're having a team meeting. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: All my fitness goals are within reach, but unfortunately so are the snacks. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I have a lot of excitement in my life. I used to call it stress, but I feel much better now that I call it excitement. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for...

Full Text: For my summer diet, I start with a nice big salad bowl. And then I fill it with ice cream. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: My life coach just told me I didn't make the team. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Texting your kid is like dating someone who's not interested in you. Me: I love you, have a great day! Kid: k Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Rock Paper Scissors - Kitty Paws Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I always thought what made us human was our ability to form complex thoughts, and our capacity for love. Turns out it's our ability to click every square that contains a crosswalk. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty...

Full Text: No one will ever be as entertained by us as us Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: People ask, "Where's Bigfoot?" But no one asks, "How's Bigfoot?" Yeti never complains. Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: If DAD can't fix it, no one a professional who is actually trained in the field CAN. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Dad Tax - [dad taks] n. 1. the portion of an item a dad is entitled to when he buys something for his kids. 2. ensures food isn't poisonous. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed...

Full Text: Worst Dad Ever. Just kidding. I'm awesome. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Proud Father of a few dumbass incredible kids. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Whoever's got a voodoo doll of me, massage the lower back a bit. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Today has been brought to you by the letters W-T-F Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: The phrase "Don't take this the wrong way." has a 0% success rate. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: The fact that Keith Richards has outlived Richard Simmons really makes me question the whole healthy eating and exercise thing. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in...

Full Text: The amount of effort I have to put in to still be this out of shape and have a house that's only "kinda clean" is just ridiculous. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in...

Full Text: So, I just got my utility bill and it looks like I got charged for the sunlight, the moonlight, the streetlight, the light of my life, the speed of light, and the light at the end of the tunnel. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from...

Full Text: Marty McFly went from 1985 to 1955. That's like going back to 1995 today. Anyway, have a wonderful day. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I suck at apologies, so…unfuck you or whatever. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I'm not procrastinating, I'm doing side quests. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I may not be the prettiest or smartest, but I'll tell you one thing, I'm not the nicest either. Fuck off. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I got a silly goose vibe that the serious geese don't appreciate. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Every time I think I have a new hobby, it turns out I just like to buy stuff. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Every time I go outside it's a different season. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Do you have a flat stomach? Me: Yeah, but the "l" is silent. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Don't be afraid of trying new things - like maybe getting your shit together Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Clothing Tag: Dry Clean or Handwash Only. Me, tossing it into the washer: May the odds be ever in your favor Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: A lot of women say their husband never listens to them. I am proud to say I have never heard my wife say that. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Pickles are awesome until you're in one Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Them: It's not rocket science. Me: Bold of you to assume I can do regular science. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Really wish Dolly sang 10-3 instead Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Advice from a Dog - Shake it off, make friends wherever you go, love unconditionally, chase your dreams, explore everything, greet everyone with enthusiasm, run & play daily, be loyal, go for a long walk Features: Size: 9x12...

Full Text: Turns out you can just buy a birthday cake any time and eat it yourself. Nobody checks. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: My Five Moods: 1. I'm tool old for this. 2. I'm too tired for this. 3. I don't have time for this. 4. I'm too sober for this. 5. I don't get paid enough for this. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for...

Full Text: Feeling Kinda Cranky (fishing reel) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: F-CAW-F (crow) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Wanna hang? (cute hanging bat) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Just here for the boos (ghost & beer) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Sadly, I do my best proofreading after I hit sned. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Up North - where my heart is home Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Me: (about to fall asleep) Wow, I'm actually getting to sleep at a decent time tonight! My Brain: It's like you don't even care about what happened in 4th grade anymore. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat...

Full Text: Small Personalized Family Sign - Family Name, Est. Date, Home Coordinates, State Silhouette Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for easy shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Personalized Monogram, Family Name, Established Year Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for easy shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Home Sweet Home (with custom latitude & longitude coordinates) Display the location of your home with this unique sign!  Send us your address, and we'll find the coordinates and create your personalized sign. Note: We use a website to...

Full Text: Custom Text (Location or Family Name) - There's No Place Like Home Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for easy shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Custom Location - Just Another Day In Paradise Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Custom Text (Location or Family Name) - Personalized Coordinates Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging