Wooden Signs

Full Text: My Happy Pills (dogs) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: My Happy Pills (cats) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Live Love Lake (nautical icons) Features: Size: 12x12 inches Solid Pine frame Thin panel to keep sign lightweight Easy to hang from frame back

Full Text: You will never be too much for someone who can't get enough of you Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: The real game-changer in healing comes when you learn how to choose differently. Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled and distressed edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: The Power of YET: I don't know, yet. This doesn't work, yet. I don't understand, yet. It doesn't make sense, yet. I'm not good at this, yet. I can't do this, yet. Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled and...

Full Text: Not every hand I've held has been honest and faithful, but every paw has. Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled and distressed edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Less Uff Da - More Lefse Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled and distressed edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Nice Shoes - Now take them off. Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled and distressed edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Life doesn't have to be perfect to be wonderful. Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: When I was a kid, bedtime was 9pm. I couldn't wait to be grown up so I could go to bed whenever I wanted. Turns out it's 9pm. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for...

Full Text: Keepin' It Reel (fishing pole) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I want you to know someone cares. Not me, but someone. (retro women) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Bloom where you are planted Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: When life gives you pants, shit them. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: When I say, "no worries either way," I'm actually worrying both ways, plus a secret third way. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: What? Everyone was thinking it. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Turns out it was not, in fact, easy peasy lemon squeezy. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: The world is my oyster. In the sense that oysters are too expensive. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: The older I get, the more I think about all the people I've lost. Maybe being a trail guide wasn't such a great idea after all. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in...

Full Text: The average person changes careers 3-5 times. It's not too late to start teaching water aerobics to day drinkers on vacation. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back...

Full Text: So Mysterious even I don't know what I'm doing half the time Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Some poor phoneless fool is probably sitting by a waterfall somewhere, totally unaware of how angry and scared he's supposed to be. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in...

Full Text: Solvem Probler Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Shit's Gonna Be Lit (Me, dumping a new puzzle onto the table.) Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: People who say they don't have time for my BS need to learn how to manage their time better. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Only 7 hours, 55 minutes, and 35 more years until I'm done with work. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Me: *finally drifting off to sleep* My Alarm: You're not going to believe this... Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Me at my 81st rodeo: What the hell is going on? Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I wouldn't call myself quirky, but something's definitely off. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I want you to know I'd take a bullet for you. But I'm probably the reason we're getting shot at, so… Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I sleep like a baby. Waking up every few hours, hungry and screaming at a world I don't understand. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I run every day for 15 minutes. If I miss a day, I add 15 minutes to the next day. This has been a total game-changer. Tomorrow I'm supposed to run for 3 months. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for...

Full Text: I have sex daily - dyslexia Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I got a pet termite and named it Clint. Clint Eatswood. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: If you're feeling sad, go for a run. It's amazing how quickly you realize your physical health is so much worse than your mental health. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed...

Full Text: If life was a Monopoly game, we'd be at the part where everybody rage quits because all the property is gone, rent is unaffordable, there's only one guy with money, and he doesn't get why no one else is having any fun. Features: Size: 3...

Full Text: Hello darkness my old friend, is it 5 or 10 pm? Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Hacker: I have all your passwords. Me: OMG thank you! What are they? Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Before I got married, Id' just slam into the back of cars because I didn't have a wife to gasp and point out when someone braked 3 miles ahead. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for...

Full Text: Candy Hearts From Mom: Shut the door. It's wherever you left it. Just let me finish my coffee. I said get your shoes on. You're not hungry you're just bored. I heard that. I saw that. Because I said so. When you pay the bills. I don't care...

Full Text: I'm not raising them to need me forever. I'm raising them to know they can come to me forever. Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled and distressed edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Sooner or later we all quote our mothers Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I like like you. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I hate when I gain 10 pounds for a role and then I remember I'm not an actor. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I don't know what I'd do without coffee. Probably 25 to life. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Call me old, but these days I'm just excited to get home and lay down. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Baby Got Back (problems) Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Any time I try to eat healthy, along comes Thanksgiving, Christmas, Summer, Tuesday… Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Love Lives Here Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I'm not always a train wreck. Just kidding. Toot toot! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It does not dishonor others, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil, but rejoices...

Full Text: The Secret to Living Well: Eat half, walk double, laugh triple, and love without measure. Tibetan Proverb Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled and distressed edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Why do when you can don't Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: When I hear a TV chef say you can make this from items you already have on hand, I assume they're going to whip up something amazing with pickles, potato chips, and Little Debbies. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty...

Full Text: The 2 toughest things about running at 5 am: 1. Being awake at 5 am. 2. Running. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Oh my gourdness! (pumpkins) Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: My favorite move is a cross between a lunch and a crunch. I call it lunch. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Mombie [mam-bee] a sleep deprived mother who survises on caffeine. May become more active after dark. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: In November... Kid: Mom, I need a new toothbrush. Mom: Add it to your Christmas list. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I married my wife for her looks, but not the ones she's been giving me lately. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I Fart because it's the only gas I can afford. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I'm really starting to understand why Miss Piggy is always growling and karate-chopping everyone. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I'm holding a beer. So yeah, I'm pretty busy. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Do not attempt to jingle my bells before I've had my coffee. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Dear Naps, Sorry I was such a jerk to you when I was a kid. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Dangerously close to a meltdown Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Crawl. Walk. Fish. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: This is boo sheet Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Something Wicked This Way Comes Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Looks like someone can't handle their boos! (cute ghost) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: It's fall y'all Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Fluent in fowl language (chicken) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Dasher-Dancer-Prancer-Vixen-Vodka-Whiskey-Tequila-Blitzen Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Bout to bag it up - no diggity no doubt Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Ambitchous [am-bich-us] adjective - The desire to become the most badass bitch possible. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Dog Tax - 1. the portion of food the human is required to submit to the dog. 2. Expect frequent collections. 3. respect that the tax collector is working in their official capacity as a good boy or girl. See also: cheese tax. (Official seal...

Full Text: Naughty List Legend Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Whenever I see chocolate, I hear 2 voices in my head. One of them says, "Eat the chocolate," and the other one says, "You heard her, eat the chocolate." Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for...

Full Text: Thanks for being my friend. Questionable life choice, but I appreciate it. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Sweet as honey, cute as can bee (with bee graphics) Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Sometimes I fall asleep in my chair before going to bed. Kind of like a sleep appetizer. A nappetizer, if you will. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for...

Full Text: Sarcasm is my love language Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Parenthood turns you into a morning person the same way being chased by a bear turns you into a runner. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Not to brag, but I'm kind of a big deal to my dog. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I love it when my pets sigh. Like, what ails you my unemployed little freeloader? Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I just did some financial planning, and it looks like I can retire at 95 and live comfortably for 14 minutes. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I don't want to be overly dramatic, but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I don't have red flags, I have fun facts. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I'm tired of being the only one who does any work around here. I live alone, but still. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I'm sorry if I offended you with my common sense. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Friend: Take this! It'll make dancing much more fun! Me: No, I don't do that anymore. Friend: It's ibuprofen. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Don't be afraid to get a little dirt on your boots. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Being tired is just part of my personality now. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Beach Mode On Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Any pan can be non-stick if I non-cook with it. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Adult peer pressure is seeing your neighbor mow their lawn. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Welcome (inside cobweb) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Trick or Treat (bat, candy, broom) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Them: Could you elaborate? Me: Absolutely not. I forgot what I just said. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging