Family Signs & Friend Signs

Full Text: My kids wanted to know what it's like to be a mother. So, I woke them at 2 am to tell them my sock came off. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Texting your kid is like dating someone who's not interested in you. Me: I love you, have a great day! Kid: k Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: No one will ever be as entertained by us as us Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: If DAD can't fix it, no one a professional who is actually trained in the field CAN. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Dad Tax - [dad taks] n. 1. the portion of an item a dad is entitled to when he buys something for his kids. 2. ensures food isn't poisonous. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed...

Full Text: Worst Dad Ever. Just kidding. I'm awesome. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Proud Father of a few dumbass incredible kids. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Small Personalized Family Sign - Family Name, Est. Date, Home Coordinates, State Silhouette Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for easy shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Personalized Monogram, Family Name, Established Year Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for easy shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Home Sweet Home (with custom latitude & longitude coordinates) Display the location of your home with this unique sign!  Send us your address, and we'll find the coordinates and create your personalized sign. Note: We use a website to...

Full Text: Custom Text (Location or Family Name) - There's No Place Like Home Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for easy shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Custom Location - Just Another Day In Paradise Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Custom Text (Location or Family Name) - Personalized Coordinates Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Custom Text (Location or Family Name) - There's No Place Like Home Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Personalized Address - City & State Features: Size: 7x36 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: CUSTOM FAMILY NAME - There's No Place Like Home Features: Size: 7x36 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: My Kid: I feel like you just make things up. Me: Like what? My Kid: Like if I don't clean my room a portal will open and suck me into another dimension. Me: Well, that's what happened to your brother. My Kid: What brother? Me: Exactly...

Full Text: And then one day we decided we were tired of living in a clean house, sleeping in, and doing whatever we wanted. So we had kids. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back...

Full Text: I told my kids that back in the day I got 10 CDs in the mail for a penny. I'm not sure if they were confused about what a CD is, what a penny is, what the mail is, or all three. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty...

Full Text: Will I always be there for my friends? Yes. Will it be helpful to have me there? Not necessarily...and in many ways, no. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for...