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Maturing is realizing you don't need fun to have alcohol.
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Full Text: Maturing is realizing you don't need fun to have alcohol. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings10348 -
Looking gourd-geous ghoulfriend! (retro witch)
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Full Text: Looking gourd-geous ghoulfriend! (retro witch) Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings10347 -
It's called Summer Water. It's just like normal water, but...
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Full Text: It's called Summer Water. It's just like normal water, but it has margarita in it. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed...s10346 -
I love how we don't have to say out loud that I'm your favorite child
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Full Text: I love how we don't have to say out loud that I'm your favorite child. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back...s10345 -
If your pet has only one name, you're not trying hard enough.
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Full Text: If your pet has only one name, you're not trying hard enough. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for...s10344 -
If someone tells me to "take it down a notch"...
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Full Text: If someone tells me to "take it down a notch," that guarantees at least a 5 notch increase. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for...s10343 -
If baseball really wanted to get exciting, they'd...
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Full Text: If baseball really wanted to get exciting, they'd let a celebrity throw the LAST pitch. Bases loaded, here comes Danny DeVito. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty...s10342 -
I'm allergic to stupidity. I break out in sarcasm.
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Full Text: I'm allergic to stupidity. I break out in sarcasm. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings10341 -
Giant Bag Of Candy: I am re-sealable! Me: That won't be necessary
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Full Text: Giant Bag Of Candy: I am re-sealable! Me: That won't be necessary. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for...s10340 -
Be kind...of a bitch.
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Full Text: Be kindÂ…of a bitch. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings10339 -
Accidently said "Shirley" instead of "Siri" and now my phone...
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Full Text: Accidently said "Shirley" instead of "Siri" and not my phone is stuck in Airplane mode. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for...s10338 -
Home for Christmas - In therapy for New Year
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Full Text: Home for Christmas - In therapy for New Year Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings10335 -
I used to be cool. Now I say things like, "I ate too much cheese last night."
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Full Text: I used to be cool. Now I say things like, "I ate too much cheese last night." Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot...s10334 -
I just need to make a ton of life changes and I'll be fine.
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Full Text: I just need to make a ton of life changes and I'll be fine. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for...s10333 -
Being a woman is hard...
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Full Text: Being a woman is hard. You always want to buy something, slap someone, lose weight, or eat something sweet. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges...s10332 -
No offense to myself, but what the fuck am I actually doing?
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Full Text: No offense to myself, but what the fuck am I actually doing? Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for...s10331 -
It turns out as you get older you don't actually figure anything out...
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Full Text: It turns out as you get older you don't actually figure anything out, you just don't have any energy to care anymore. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty...s10330 -
I'm a sucker for deep conversations. I want to know why your tooth is missing.
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Full Text: I'm a sucker for deep conversations. I want to know why your tooth is missing. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot...s10329 -
You might as well go ahead and pronounce the "l" in salmon...
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Full Text: You might as well go ahead and pronounce the "l" in salmon. Nothing matters anymore. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed...s10328 -
The Dilemma of Aging...
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Full Text: The Dilemma of Aging: The things you used to care to do, you no longer care to do, but you really do care that you don't care to do them. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from...s10327