3.5x10

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Full Text: Anyone else having a hard time raising their mom? That lady doesn't listen. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in...

Full Text: Ok, but define "too many cats." Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Christmas is great because you can shout, "Don't come in here!" and people assume you're wrapping presents instead of just wanting some alone time. Features: Size: 3.5x10...

Full Text: You know you're getting old when you clean to the music you used to party to. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot...

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Full Text: There are 2,781 billionaires on this planet, and not one of those losers has decided to become Batman. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for...

Full Text: Some things are better left unsaid...which I usually realize right after I've said them. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for...

Full Text: Ok, but define "too many dogs." Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: My back and I are not the same age. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: World's Greatest Farter. Oops, I mean Father. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Kinda chilly out this morning. I don't want to overreact, but Merry Christmas. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot...

Full Text: I only drink champagne on two occasions: when I am in love and when I am not. - Coco Chanel Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for...

Full Text: I now know how it will end for me. One of my kids will unplug my life support to charge their phone. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for...

Full Text: I just asked myself if I'm crazy and we all said no. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging