Funny Signs

Full Text: Mentally Ill but Totally Chill Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: If I ever get rabies I know who I'm gonna bite (raccoon) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: "Duns" A Guide: 2 - Law & Order, 3 - Baby One More Time, 4 - Beethoven's 5th, 6 - Mario Underground, 7 - Seven Nation Army, 8 - Mission Impossible Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for...

Full Text: What's with my anxiety giving me chest pain and stomach issues? I thought you were supposed to be a mental disorder. Stay in your lane. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot...

Full Text: Free Therapy Tip: Spice up your panic attack with a harmonica. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I don't need a recipe for disaster. I usually just eyeball it. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Before coffee: I hate everything. After Coffee: I feel good about hating everything. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Not to brag, but my child already knew everything I told them today. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I aim to please, but my aim ain't that good. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Doctor: You just need to diet and exercise and you'll start to feel better. Me: So it's terminal then? Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Let's be weird together Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I never make the same mistake twice. I make it 5 or 6 times just to be sure. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Fight Back Spring! It's like you're not even trying! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Ever think certain people shoul duse a glue stick instead of chapstick? Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Once I learn to stop people-pleasing, it is so over for all of you. If that's ok with you, no worries if not! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: My dog barks at nothing, then looks at me like I'm supposed to handle it. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Not to brag, but my kid just listened to me the very seventh time I asked. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I wish I had enough money to discover it doesn't make me happy. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I have good problem solving skills, but my problem creating skills are where I really shine. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I hate when I'm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging