Funny Signs

Full Text: It's called Summer Water. It's just like normal water, but it has margarita in it. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I love how we don't have to say out loud that I'm your favorite child. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: If someone tells me to "take it down a notch," that guarantees at least a 5 notch increase. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: If baseball really wanted to get exciting, they'd let a celebrity throw the LAST pitch. Bases loaded, here comes Danny DeVito. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back...

Full Text: I'm allergic to stupidity. I break out in sarcasm. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Giant Bag Of Candy: I am re-sealable! Me: That won't be necessary. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Be kind…of a bitch. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Accidently said "Shirley" instead of "Siri" and not my phone is stuck in Airplane mode. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Sometimes a person isn't toxic, they're just an irritant, abrasive, or gassy and explosive. Forget the zodiac, ask what their MSDS signs are. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed...

Full Text: You're fine, you're fine. Don't tell Mom. (vintage kids) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: My reaction to absolutely everything right now. (cartoon giving side-eye) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Everyone: Don't do that. Me - That (boy poking with stick) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Wallet, Glasses, Keys & Phone (Keys & Phone) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I used to be cool. Now I say things like, "I ate too much cheese last night." Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I just need to make a ton of life changes and I'll be fine. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Being a woman is hard. You always want to buy something, slap someone, lose weight, or eat something sweet. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: No offense to myself, but what the fuck am I actually doing? Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: It turns out as you get older you don't actually figure anything out, you just don't have any energy to care anymore. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for...

Full Text: I'm a sucker for deep conversations. I want to know why your tooth is missing. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: You might as well go ahead and pronounce the "l" in salmon. Nothing matters anymore. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging