Funny Signs

Full Text: The 4 Stages of a Day Off: 1. I'm gonna do SO much stuff! 2. I'll get to lots of stuff later. 3. Eventually, I'll do some stuff. 4. Oh no. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed...

Full Text: Sometimes, when you cry, nobody sees your tears. Sometimes, when you hurt, nobody sees your pain. Sometimes, when you're sad, nobody sees your sorrow. But fart just one time... Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty...

Full Text: Sometimes I feel like I should be contributing more to society. Then I remember fat-bottomed girls make the rockin' world go 'round and I know I'm doing my part. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for...

Full Text: No Soup For You! (soup nazi from Seinfeld) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Me: I feel stressed. Them: Just relax. Me: Oh yeah, thanks. I feel fantastic now. Wonderful advice. (annoyed vintage woman) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for...

Full Text: Lazy (Ass) Picture of a Donkey Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Just stirring up some shit. (retro woman stirring) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Got my DNA kit back, and it turns out I'm 86% Danish...Butter Cookie from the Costco Region. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Fucketh about, findeth out. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: World's Greatest Farter. Oops, I mean Father. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: When stirring up shit, do you go clockwise, or counter-clockwise? Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: When I ask for directions, please don't use words like "east." Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: When a man is a good cook it cancels out about 3 red flags. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: We've decided not to have children. The kids are taking it pretty hard. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Too much awesome? Or just right? Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Think you can hurt my feelings? I'm an over-thinker. I hurt my own feelings. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: They say with age comes wisdom. Therefore, I don't have wrinkles, I have wise cracks. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: the trick to getting through life is to always have a package on the way. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Them: How much faith do you have in the human race? Me: I look both ways at a roundabout. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Technically, Moses was the first man to download files from the cloud using a tablet. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging