Funny Signs

Full Text: Oh, Darn! Looks like I'm fresh out of these! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: No crabby attitudes Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Me and an Old Crab Live Here Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Masquerading as a "normal person" day after day is exhausting Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I was not made to be subtle Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: It's too peopley Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I stay a bit overweight because it wouldn't be fair… to all the skinny people if I were this intelligent, attractive, funny, AND thin. It's a public service, really. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for...

Full Text: I need a hug(e margarita) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I hope your day is as nice as my butt Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I hate this place. See you tomorrow. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I followed my heart and it led me to the fridge. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I don't sing in the car - I perform Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I don't expect everything to be handed to me…. Just set it down wherever. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I am what you would call "indoorsy" Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I Am Retired - in the sense that I was tired yesterday…, and I am tired again today. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I'm sorry for the things I said when it was winter. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I'm really not funny, I'm just mean and people think I'm joking Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I'm not tired, you're tired Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: How I cut carbs (pizza cutter) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Friend: I'm just so confused…. I don't know what I should do.Me: (in my pjs, dunking cookies in whiskey) Well, you came to the right place. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in...