Funny Signs

Full Text: Winter Weather Advisory In Effect...Make Chocolate Chip Cookies! Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Today's Modern Woman - Clean house. Healthy dinner on the table (at dinnertime). Fit, trim & well-groomed. Works full-time. Laundry done and put away. Great sex life. . . Pick any two. Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty...

Full Text: Queen Bee (with crown graphic) Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Many people have eaten my cooking & gone on to lead normal lives Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Life's so short and you never know what's coming around the corner so you just gotta sparkle when you can. ~Little old lady in the restaurant bathroom who liked my sparkly top Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled...

Full Text: Cheers to the frikin' weekend! I'll drink to that! Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Alcohol! I only drink to make you more interesting! Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: If I could just combine coffee, wine, and chocolate I'd only have one vice! Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I'm so busy, I don't know if I found a rope or lost my horse! Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: How To Handle Stress Like A Dog: If you can't eat it or play with it, then pee on it and walk away. Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I only take a drink on two occasions. When I'm thirsty and when I'm not. Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Cinderella is proof...shoes can change your life! Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: In came wine, out went a secret. - Babylonian Proverb Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: If I only had a tiara and nice cape I could rule the world! Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I believe if you wear enough pretty lipstick, sparkly jewelry, and great shoes no one will even notice the size of your ass. Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Accept your irrelevance. (with cat graphic) Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: We Don't Dial 911 Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Grape Minds Drink Alike Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: In dog beers, I've only had one. Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: If it has tits or tires it's gonna cost you money! Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging