Funny Signs

Full Text: Unattended Children Will Be Given An Espresso And A Free Puppy Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: If It Has Tires Or Testicles It's Gonna Give You Trouble Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Do You Really Want Me To Open Up My Can Of Whoop-Ass?! Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Mudroom - The Dirt Stops Here Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Laundry.. Pretreat..Today ~ Sort....Tomorrow ~ Wash...Later ~ Dry... Soon ~ Fold...Maybe ~ Iron...Get Real Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Life Is A Game, Golf Is Serious Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Housework, If You Do It Right, Will Kill You. ~ Erma Bombeck Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Dysfunction Junction Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: What Happens In The Salon, Stays In The Salon Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Put On Your Big Girl Panties & Deal With It Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: What Happens At Grandma's Stays At Grandma's Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Grandchildren Spoiled Here Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Five Tips For A Woman: 1 - It Is Important That A Man Helps You Around The House And Has A Job. 2 - It Is Important That A Man Makes You Laugh. 3 - It Is Important To Find A Man You Can Count On And Doesn't Lie To You. 4 - It Is Important That...

Full Text: No Vacancy Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Be Nice Or Go Away Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Grand Central Station (small) Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Eat Sleep Fish (small) Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: What Happens In The Tiki Hut Stays In The Tiki Hut Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: It Takes A Lot Of Talent To Get A Month Behind In One Day Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Bassackwards Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging