Funny Signs

Full Text: I say idk a lot but trust me, I be knowin'. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I can't even remember what I did all day, but at least it's done! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I believe in annoyed at first sight. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Goodness, that was close. I almost gave a damn! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Dilly Dilly Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Bitch Please - I'm so freaking fabulous, I pee glitter, shit cupcakes, and fart rainbows. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: All you need is love…and Pinterest. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I have so many books I haven't ready yet…...Oh look! A book store! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: When life is stressful, do something to lift your spirits. Go for a drive. Go two or three thousand miles away…...maybe change your name. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges...

Full Text: Patience: What you have when there are too many witnesses. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I thought there was a spider on the rug…...but it was just yarn. It's dead yarn now, though. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I'm not a wino, I'm a wine-YES! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Warning - May be prone to Shenanigans and Malarky Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Superwoman: Single - Batwoman: Single - Wonder Woman: Single - I get it now...…I'm single because I'm a superhero. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional...

Full Text: Shitastrophy: word used for massive mess-ups, f***ed-up situations, and epic fails. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Mother Nature: You can't have all the seasons in one week. Texas: Hold my beer… Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: If you have to force it, leave it. Relationships. Friendships. Yoga Poses. Perfect Ponytails. Let that shit go. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I don't mean to brag, but I finished my 14-day diet in 3 hours and 20 minutes. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting