Funny Signs

Full Text: Sometimes, when I'm crossing the road, I get halfway across and stop to think, "Where am I going in life? Am I running TO something, or FROM something? Like metaphorically speaking, is this an attempt to avoid my past, or am I rushing to reach...

Full Text: Man Law - Never give up the garage Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: For Fast Riders - We have fast horses. For Slow Riders - We have slow horses. For Those Who Have Never Ridden - We have horses that have never been ridden. Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in...

Full Text: A man's home is his castle. But his garage is his sanctuary Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: To Mom: I'm hungry - I'm cold - I'm hot - Can I have - I want to watch - Where are you? - Can you ask Dad? - Can you help me - He hit me - She hit me - I want to go to - When are we? - Why are we? - Why can't we?...To Dad: Where's...

Full Text: I used to drink, but that was hours ago Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: To Do List: 1. Very very important stuff. 2. Very important stuff. 3. Other important things. 4. Don't forget to eat. 5. Sleep would be good. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in...

Full Text: This is not a drill. (picture of hammer) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Moody with a chance of Crabby Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Keep Calm and Just Agree With Me Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I've reached the age where all I exercise is caution. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Flavor Saver (Moustache) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Always Be Yourself. Unless you can be a Unicorn. Then always be a Unicorn. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I like big nuts and I can not lie. (squirrel) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: When I get a headache I take two aspirin and keep away from children just like the bottle says. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: When nothing goes right, go left Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Never trust an atom, they make up everything. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: If we're not supposed to eat late at night, why is there a lightbulb in the refrigerator? Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I'm totally rad - dill with it (picture of radish & pickle) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Dill or No Dill (hamburger) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging