Funny Signs

Full Text: I'm 95% sure I'm going to die in a "running in flip-flops" incident. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Hello? Mental Hospital? Yes, I would like to reserve a faimly suite! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Don't ruin my story with your logic. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Bitch, I know I said I wanted to lose weight, but I'm hungry! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Ah...Looks like it's F@#k this Sh*t o'clock Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I would rather be sitting on a toilet with no toilet paper than with no cell phone. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I need more money and power. And less shit from you people. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: If Target had a bar my life would be complete. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Free Hugs? Go hug a cactus Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: #firstletmetakeaselfie Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: bollocks Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Thank you for still being my friend even though I only talk about my horse and I smell like a barn. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Treat your mom to a margarita. Remember, you're the reason she drinks! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Dieting is easy. It's like riding a bike. And the bike is on fire. And the ground is on fire. And everything is on fire. Because you are in hell. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot...

Full Text: The fact that there's a highway to hell and only a stairway to heaven says a lot about anticipated traffic numbers. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: You can call yours yoga pants if you want. I'm going to call mine what they really are...couch pants. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Not everybody can be the queen...Some of you have to sit on the curb and wave as I go by! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here! Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: What happens at the lake, stays at the lake Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: No Soliciting - We are too broke to buy anything. We already know who we are voting for. We have found Jesus. Seriously, unless you are selling Thin Mints, Please Go Away!! Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges...