Funny Signs

Full Text: Bicycle, bicycle, bicycle. I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride my bike! Bridger & Co. Bicycles, Levistown, Wisc. Features: Size: 9x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: The entire cat population is my best friend. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people...I'm just saying let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem sort itself out. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat...

Full Text: The number of cats increases the percentage of crazy (chart) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Last night, sitting on the couch with my husband, I said, "I love you." He asked, "is that you or the wine talking?" I said, "it's me...talking to the wine." Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for...

Full Text: Behind every successful woman is a fabulous purse! Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Let's eat Grandma. Let's eat, Grandma. Commas save lives. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Mirror mirror on the wall...what the hell happened? Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Have you been fun to live with today? Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: You can't scare me, I'm a mom. Seen it, smelled it, heard it, changed it, cleaned it...and I'd do it all over again! Features: Size: 9x12 Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I will not yell in class. I will not throw things in class. I will not have a temper tantrum. I will always be good. ...because I am the teacher. I am the teacher. I am the teacher... Features: Size: 9x12 Made from solid knotty pine Flat...

Full Text: Wisconsin Girls: The kind of girl you can take home to meet your mom, but can outdrink your dad. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: We go together like drunk & disorderly Features: Size:7x7 Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: The only thing we have to fear is fear itself...and spiders. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Starting tomorrow...Whatever life throws at me I'm gonna duck so it hits someone else. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Sometimes you have to burn a few bridges to keep the crazies from following you. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Some people just need a hug. Around their neck. With a rope. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a chair. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: If you're going to kick ass, you need kickass shoes. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Beer is the reason I get up every afternoon. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hanging