Funny Signs

Full Text: Don't Make Me Get My Flying Monkeys! Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Life Is Made Of Choices - Remove Your Shoes Or Scrub The Floor Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Free Coffee Tomorrow Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: How to Please a Woman: Love her, die for her, take her to dinner, miss the game for her, buy her jewelry, be interested in what she has to say... How to Please a Man: Show up naked. Bring Beer. Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid...

Full Text: The Four Stages Of Life: 1. You Believe In Santa Claus 2. You Don't Believe In Santa Claus 3. You Are Santa Claus 4. You Look Like Santa Claus Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for...

Full Text: A Diet Is A Selection Of Food That Makes Other People Lose Weight Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Bathroom Rules: Wash Brush Floss Flush Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Beware Of Wife Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Bar Phone Fees $1 Not Here $2 On His Way Out $3 Just Left $4 Haven't Seem Him All Day $5 Who? Make Arrangements Upon Arrival Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Irish Blessing: As You Slide Down The Banister Of Life May The Splinters Never Point The Wrong Way Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Slow! Grandparents At Play Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: My Next Husband Will Be Normal Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Wanted: Good Woman: Must Be Able To Clean, Cook, Sew, Dig Worms And Clean Fish. Must Have Boat And Motor. Please Send Pictures Of Boat And Motor. Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back...

Full Text: Your Husband Called And Said It's Ok To Buy Anything You Want Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: If You Are Smoking In Here You Had Better Be On Fire Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Today's Menu: Take It Or Leave It Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Thou Shalt Not Whine Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Normal Around Here Is Just A Setting On The Dryer Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Free Beer Tomorrow Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Diplomacy: The Art Of Letting Others Do It My Way Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging