Wooden Signs

Full Text: My cat and I talk shit about you. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Mom - n. 1. a female parent; one's mother. 2. a cheerleader who loves her children unconditionally. Always knows best and does the work of many...for free. 3. the one who knows where all your stuff is. (see also: superwoman, chauffeur, runs on...

Full Text: Midwest Nice Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Me: I'm just gonna open this drawer. Tongs: The hell you are. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Married AF Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Love You More Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Love You More Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Love is all you need Features: Size: 9x36 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: List of things I'm currently handling well. 1. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Life's at ease with an ocean breeze (vertical) Features: Size: 9x36 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: License to Grill Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: License To Grill Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Let it Bee (image of bee) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Lake Effect (script) Features: Size: 9x36 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Kitchen Sex - Because it's probably my only chance to ever get laid on an island. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Just sitting here overthinking the joy out of everything Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: It's not drinking alone if the dog is home! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: It's not drinking alone if the cat is home! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: It's not a beer belly, it's a stomach of stories Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: IPA lot when I drink Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting