Wooden Signs

Full Text: Happy Spouse Happy House Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Don't let your worries stop your wonder Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I know I'm just a dog, but if you feel sad, I'll be your smile, if you cry, I'll be your comfort, if someone breaks your heart, we can both use mine. You are not "just a dog." You bring me joy. You make me laugh. You are my therapist, you...

Full Text: No offense, but… phrase [no 'uh-fens but] 1. Prepare to be offended. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Let's circle back - phrase - 1. I'm gonna stop you right there because I have no patience for this nonsense. 2. I can't even right now. 3. I have no clue but don't want to admit it. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty...

Full Text: Correct me if I'm wrong - phrase [ke' rekt me if im rong] - 1. I'm not wrong. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Common Sense noun [kamen 'sens] 1. A rare form of intelligence that occurs in less than 10% of the population. 2. Turns out it's not so common. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for...

Full Text: Working on my 5-Year Plan: 1-4. ?? 5. And then they'll all be sorry. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Where do bad rainbows go? Prism. It's a light sentence, and gives them time to reflect. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Well, well, well, if it isn't the consequences of my own actions. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: To My Children - Don't make fun of me for asking questions about my cell phone. I once taught you how to use a spoon. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for...

Full Text: The reason I'm old and wise is because God protected me when I was young and stupid. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I love you to the beach and back Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I'm here. I'm awake. Don't push it. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Having the hiccups is how it feels to be poisoned in a video game. -1 -1 -1 -1 Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Bookmarks are for quitters Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Am I perfect? No. But am I trying to do better? Also no. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Aliens: Greetings. Me: Oh, hey. Aliens: Are you not shocked? Me: Man, I got a lot going on. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Yeah, I crossfit. I cross my fingers and hope… I fit into my pants. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Wine - because no great story ever started with a salad. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging