Wooden Signs

Full Text: Remember me with smiles and laughter, for that is how I will remember you all. If you can only remember me with tears, then don't remember me at all. Features: Size: 9x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back...

Full Text: Welcome - Croeso - Bienvenidos - Velkommen - Shalom - Bienvenue - Witajcie - Willkommen - Failte - Benvenuti - Dobrodosli - Tervetuloa - Aloha Features: Size: 9x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for...

Full Text: Public Notice: Due to recent budget cuts, the rising cost of electricity, gas, and oil, plus the current state of the economy, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off. Have a nice day. Features: Size: 9x18 inches Made from...

Full Text: Mom's Ten Commandments: 1. Shut the doors. 2. Finish your chores. 3. Make your bed. 4. Leave unkind words unsaid. 5. Pick up your mess. 6. Be neat in your dress. 7. Thou shall not tease. 8. Say thank you and please. 9. Love one another. 10...

Full Text: Irish Welcome - Wishin' you a pot o' gold, and all the joy your heart can hold. Features: Size: 9x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Motto To Live By: Life Should Not Be A Journey To The Grave With The Intention Of Arriving Safely In An Attractive And Well Preserved Body, But Rather To Skid In Sideways, Cigar In One Hand, Whiskey In The Other, Body Throroughly Used Up...

Full Text: Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous?...

Full Text: It came to me that every time I lose a dog they take a piece of my heart with them, and every new dog who comes into my life gifts me with a piece of their heart. If I live long enough all the components of my heart will be dog, and I will...

Full Text: How To Really Love A Child: Be There - Say 'Yes' as often as possible - if they're crabby put them in water - if they're unloveable love them - let them bang on pots and pans - have family movie nights - stop yelling - laugh a lot - let them...

Full Text: American Flag (image) Features: Size: 9x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I'll Think About That Tomorrow - Tomorrow Is Another Day - Scarlett O'Hara Features: Size: 9x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: In Memory - It broke our hearts to lose you, but you did not go alone. A part of us went with you, the day God took you home. If tears could build a stairway, and heartaches make a lane, we would walk our way to heaven, and bring you back...

Full Text: Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women. . . 10. You can trade and old 44 for a new 22. 9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road. 8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let...

Full Text: Syrah-Chardonnay-Merlot-Pinot Noir-Shiraz-Cabernet-Sauvignon-Barbera-Semillon-Malbec-Zinfandel Features: Size: 9x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Drink no longer water, but use a little wine for thy stomach's sake and thine often infirmities. - 1 Timothy 5:23 Features: Size: 9x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: You Might Be A Nurse If. . .You've ever had a patient look you dead in the eye and say, I don't know how that got stuck there. You firmly believe that too stupid to live should be a diagnosis. You don't believe 90% of what you're told and 75%...

Full Text: They are strong, yet compassionate. They often walk with determination, yet they have the gentlest of touch. They are educators as they are always willing to teach and share their knowledge. They are good listeners and always seem to be there...

Full Text: Motto to Live By - Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, beer in one hand, brat in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally...

Full Text: If You're Lucky Enough To Live On The Water You're Lucky Enough Features: Size: 9x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Next time you're stressed, take a step back, inhale, and laugh. Remember who you are and why you're here. You're never given anything in this world that you cannot handle. Be strong, be flexible, love yourself, and love others. Always...