Funny Signs

Full Text: UFO Image Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Three Wise Women - Would have asked directions, arrived on time, helped deliver the baby, brought practical gifts, cleaned the stable, made a casserole, and there would be peace on earth. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine...

Full Text: This wine tastes like everyone can make their own dinner Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: This is a bathroom not an internet café. Shit & Split Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you never know if they are genuine. - Abraham Lincoln Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Scariest Parts of a Bear (all of them) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Route 420 Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Once you hit a certain age you become permanently unimpressed by a lot of shit. (tile) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Nothing ruins humpday like not getting humped Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Me: Be kind, you never know what someone is going through. Also me: Nice turn-signal f#@k-face. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I've confirmed that Staples does in fact sell staples. Now off to Dicks I go. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: It's 4:20 Somewhere Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I'm sorry I am so cranky. I'm in my terrible 50's right now. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I wanna eat 5 meals a day. Who decided 3? The same person who came up with the 2 day weekend?! Loser! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I don't always whoop, but when I do... there it is. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I can survive well enough on my own - if given the proper reading material. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I am not an early bird or a night owl. I am some form of permanently exhausted pigeon. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: He sees you when you're drinking and knows when you are baked… Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Greetings Earthlings Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Good judgement comes from experience. And experience? Well, that comes from poor judgement. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting