Funny Signs

Full Text: for those who don't want Alexa listening in on your conversations, they're making a male version…it doesn't listen to anything. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional...

Full Text: Fe-male: The original Iron Man Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Day 284 Without Sex. Went jogging in flip flops just to remember the sound. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Back & Body Hurts Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: "I'm my own superhero." - Me, overcoming any minor inconvenience Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Fit-ish - semi-fit; kind of fit; someone who likes the idea of being fit, but equally likes food Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Today I'’ll be happier than a seagull with a french fry Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I’'ve officially run out of excuses, I will likely be a little late because of who I am as a person Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Based on the amount of laundry I do, I'm pretty sure people live here that I haven't met yet Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: You'll never forget to turn off the oven if you never turn it on. (winking woman) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Wine doesn't ask silly questions...wine understands Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Wine (noun) The glue holding this shitshow together. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: What doesn't kill you gives you a set of unhealthy coping mechanisms and a dark sense of humor. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Warning Coyote Area - Coyotes are wild animals and can be dangerous. Do not encourage them to approach. Never Feed Coyotes. Contact Animal Control if you see dangerous coyote activity, such as: Carrying a box marked "ACME", dropping anvils...

Full Text: The first 50 years of marriage are always the hardest. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: That's what I do - I read books, I drink coffee, and I know things Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Rowdy AF Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Reasons to Date Me: I laugh at my own jokes so you don't have to, but you probably will, because I am hilarious. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting