Wooden Signs

Full Text: I don't have time to Google lyrics. I sing what I hear: "Dancing queen, young and sweet, only seven teeth." Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: The human brain is so amazing! It works 24/7 from the minute you're born...and stops when you start liking someone. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for...

Full Text: If you see me talking to myself, just move along. We're having a team meeting. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: All my fitness goals are within reach, but unfortunately so are the snacks. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I have a lot of excitement in my life. I used to call it stress, but I feel much better now that I call it excitement. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for...

Full Text: For my summer diet, I start with a nice big salad bowl. And then I fill it with ice cream. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: My life coach just told me I didn't make the team. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Texting your kid is like dating someone who's not interested in you. Me: I love you, have a great day! Kid: k Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Rock Paper Scissors - Kitty Paws Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I always thought what made us human was our ability to form complex thoughts, and our capacity for love. Turns out it's our ability to click every square that contains a crosswalk. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty...

Full Text: No one will ever be as entertained by us as us Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: People ask, "Where's Bigfoot?" But no one asks, "How's Bigfoot?" Yeti never complains. Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: If DAD can't fix it, no one a professional who is actually trained in the field CAN. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Dad Tax - [dad taks] n. 1. the portion of an item a dad is entitled to when he buys something for his kids. 2. ensures food isn't poisonous. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed...

Full Text: Worst Dad Ever. Just kidding. I'm awesome. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Proud Father of a few dumbass incredible kids. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Whoever's got a voodoo doll of me, massage the lower back a bit. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Today has been brought to you by the letters W-T-F Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: The phrase "Don't take this the wrong way." has a 0% success rate. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: The fact that Keith Richards has outlived Richard Simmons really makes me question the whole healthy eating and exercise thing. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in...