Wooden Signs

Full Text: My Kid: I feel like you just make things up. Me: Like what? My Kid: Like if I don't clean my room a portal will open and suck me into another dimension. Me: Well, that's what happened to your brother. My Kid: What brother? Me: Exactly...

Full Text: I want everyone to know I'm in a really good place right now. I mean, not emotionally or mentally...I'm in the liquor store parking lot. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot...

Full Text: I'm so good at multi-tasking I can relax and lose my shit at the same time! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: FREE SAMPLES of my attitude. Let me know if you're interested in more. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Be kind. Always. Robin Williams Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Come here beautiful, and lie to me about how much we're going to get done today (coffee cup) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Before we work on Artificial Intelligence, why don't we do something about natural stupidity? Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: 3 Places You Can Stay for FREE - 1. In your lane. 2. Out of my business. 3. Over there. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: When is this "old enough to know better" supposed to kick in? Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: And then one day we decided we were tired of living in a clean house, sleeping in, and doing whatever we wanted. So we had kids. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back...

Full Text: This little light of mine - I'm gonna let it shine (dumpster fire) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: The dogs have been fed. Don't fall for their lies. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Netflix needs to stop asking if I'm still watching and start asking if I moved the laundry to the dryer yet. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I told my kids that back in the day I got 10 CDs in the mail for a penny. I'm not sure if they were confused about what a CD is, what a penny is, what the mail is, or all three. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty...

Full Text: I already have 10 trips planned for this year with no money. Lord, I trust you. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Please be patient with me, I'm from the 1900s Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: My brain just logged me out due to inactivity and now I can't remember my password. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: In this house we narrate the dog's thoughts Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I learn from the mistakes - of people who took my advice. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I'm not always a couch potato. For instance, right now I'm a chair potato, and later I'll be a bed potato. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging