Wooden Signs

Full Text: I got a pet termite and named it Clint. Clint Eatswood. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: If you're feeling sad, go for a run. It's amazing how quickly you realize your physical health is so much worse than your mental health. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in...

Full Text: If life was a Monopoly game, we'd be at the part where everybody rage quits because all the property is gone, rent is unaffordable, there's only one guy with money, and he doesn't get why no one else is having any fun. Features: Size: 3...

Full Text: Hello darkness my old friend, is it 5 or 10 pm? Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Hacker: I have all your passwords. Me: OMG thank you! What are they? Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Before I got married, Id' just slam into the back of cars because I didn't have a wife to gasp and point out when someone braked 3 miles ahead. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed...

Full Text: Candy Hearts From Mom: Shut the door. It's wherever you left it. Just let me finish my coffee. I said get your shoes on. You're not hungry you're just bored. I heard that. I saw that. Because I said so. When you pay the bills. I don't care...

Full Text: I'm not raising them to need me forever. I'm raising them to know they can come to me forever. Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled and distressed edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Sooner or later we all quote our mothers Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I like like you. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I hate when I gain 10 pounds for a role and then I remember I'm not an actor. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I don't know what I'd do without coffee. Probably 25 to life. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Call me old, but these days I'm just excited to get home and lay down. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Baby Got Back (problems) Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Any time I try to eat healthy, along comes Thanksgiving, Christmas, Summer, Tuesday… Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Love Lives Here Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I'm not always a train wreck. Just kidding. Toot toot! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It does not dishonor others, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil, but rejoices with...

Full Text: The Secret to Living Well: Eat half, walk double, laugh triple, and love without measure. Tibetan Proverb Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled and distressed edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Why do when you can don't Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging